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Massive Dynamic
4223 wins, 1100 losses
931,462 fans
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All of these teams have played against the Massive Dynamic at least
ten times. The ones on the top of the list have played the most.
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| Opponent | Record |

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Seattle Seadogs |
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161 - 126 |

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Beaumont Orioles |
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152 - 95 |

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Skaro Daleks |
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223 - 18 |

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Seattle Rain |
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172 - 66 |

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Dvorak Keyboards |
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202 - 1 |

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Ridgeway Braves |
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147 - 53 |

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Hiro Ballroom Wild Things |
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170 - 8 |

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Barrier Reef Sharks |
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135 - 33 |

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Brewster Bears |
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97 - 54 |

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Greenville Gauchos |
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105 - 39 |

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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem |
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137 - 6 |

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Hamilton Bulldogs |
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128 - 11 |

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Polk County Jailbirds |
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89 - 33 |

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Boise Hawks |
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118 - 0 |

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Beloit Bad Apples |
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115 - 3 |

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Malta M&M's |
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110 - 7 |
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| Opponent | Record |

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PAWCATUCK SLUGGERS |
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89 - 26 |

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Cambridge City Greys Pete Chapman's Crew |
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62 - 31 |

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North Coast Dynamite |
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54 - 38 |

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Mango's Little Giants |
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85 - 5 |

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Bowmanville Beagles |
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86 - 1 |

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The Ganjas |
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69 - 11 |

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Mango's Mets |
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72 - 4 |

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The Deaths Of Kenny 2 |
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65 - 5 |

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Tuxedo Hoboes |
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69 - 0 |

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Yamaha Vstar 1100's |
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54 - 3 |

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Yamaha VStar 1300's |
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55 - 1 |

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Halestorm Freaks Like Me |
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54 - 0 |

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UW-Milwaukee Panthers |
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39 - 1 |

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West Central Milton Imperial Wizards |
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32 - 5 |

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Mushroom Kingdom Goombas |
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30 - 4 |
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| Opponent | Record |

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The Deaths Of Kenny 1 |
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32 - 0 |

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Gilroy Stinkers |
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32 - 0 |

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Lima Lions |
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26 - 1 |

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Westerly Red Necks |
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10 - 16 |

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Blue Solo Cups |
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18 - 7 |

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Harrisburg Great Danes |
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22 - 0 |

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London Rippers |
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21 - 0 |

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Kenosha Mammoths |
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16 - 4 |

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Georgia Peaches |
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19 - 0 |

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Cass Squares & Compasses |
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10 - 8 |

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Parts Unknown Killers |
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18 - 0 |

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Bostonian Dirt Dogs |
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8 - 9 |

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Gulf Coast Flying Tigers |
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14 - 3 |

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Randle Park Rascals |
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11 - 6 |

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Jupiter CyClops |
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15 - 1 |

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Wolseley West Breakout! |
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10 - 5 |
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Denver Firebirds |
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14 - 0 |

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KCK Velocipede |
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7 - 7 |

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Tuckahoe Tigers |
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5 - 8 |

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Cranbourne Cobras |
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9 - 3 |

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Ontario Outlaws |
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12 - 0 |

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Ridgedale 3-Wheel Mud Bugs |
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12 - 0 |

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Greensboro Gophers |
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11 - 0 |

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Central Michigan Chippewas |
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11 - 0 |

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Lunacy Atlas |
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11 - 0 |

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Fireside Girls Troop 46321 |
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7 - 4 |

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Granite St Apaches |
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3 - 8 |

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Asheville Tour Guides |
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9 - 1 |

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Perry Porpoises |
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5 - 5 |

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NH Greensox |
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3 - 7 |

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SEE ABOVE |
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9 - 1 |
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